Halloween Eve

This will have to be fast, but I want to write something everyday. Lea is ON ME BAD to read to her and so I must make this short.

I made my house tonight like a twisted version of a Halloween decoration gone wrong. Just like I like it....

Was sad to learn that neighbors Amy and Hilary's kids won't be with them for trick or treat. I wanted us to all be together...

Baby Kitty played outside all day and then came in and gorged and purged in my hallway. I guess she couldn't make it to her usual spot in my closet.

The one nice thing about having a child who smokes is that I can bum his lighter to light my pumpkins.

Royce likes talking about Sacred Prostitute stuff... A lot.

I am sleeping on clean sheets tonight. Weehoo ~

My sister and her kids are doing a thing in their church parking lot with their Holyweeners called Trunk or Treat. The kids go car to car to grab booty from people's trunks... I mentioned it sounded like re-enactments of drug deals. She recoiled. I bet her pastor will plan something different for next year. (I thought it was actually kind of a cute idea. At least it's not aborted babies in car trunks for Hell House)

Ok Lea, I'm coming.

Good night.