Driving home

Steven: Mom.
Me: What.
Steven: Did you see that there was a dead lobster in the road?
Me: No I missed that. I wonder what a lobster is doing on the freeway.
Steven: A dead one.
Me: Yeah a dead one. I wonder what it was doing there.
Steven: Maybe someone tossed out of their car their lunch.



Steven: Mom.
Me: Yes.
Steven: Have you noticed Frankenstein's head is square, but on the top it's round?
Me: Yes I did notice that it looks square...
Steven: .. but it's round.
Me: Yeah.



Steven: What a day. That man was asleep in his car.



Steven: So Mom. I'm hungry.
Me: I'll make lunch and you can play. What are you going to do?
Steven: Mm, I don't know. Maybe torture some people.
Me: Ok.
Steven: I can tie them to a wheel and throw knives at them or something.
Me: That sounds dangerous.
Steven: I'm just kidding.
Me: I know.