Stevenism

I'm at the table writing on the laptop and Steven comes up and gets close to me and goes, "Mom."

Hm.
Mommy.
Hm. wha....
Mom.
Yes, baby Steven...whatchu need...
Um don't call me that.
Ok, sorry, whatchu need Big Steve?
Um.
Yes?
(Face as close to mine as he can get his)
I would like a really clean colon.....

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Steven,..... ......I... .. Steven, I think that's a wonderful goal.
Ok.